Sunday

Our UK weddings going to be a disaster

Dad... I'm thinking of emigrating.

Friday

She'll cut my balls off if she finds out.

OMG. It's got a month before my wedding I thought it would be a good idea to have little flutter. Was on to a blazing winning streak, got carried away on black jack. Anyway I couldn't hold back and gambled £5k (for you yanks that's $10,000) of our wedding fund.

...try explaining that to a bride (who obviously I didn't to tell what I was doing) that the weddings off because muggins blow it.

I am so screwed.

It's my own fault, I'm not blaming the blackjack table. But I'm in it so000000000 deep.

What do I do, she'll cut my balls off before marry me now?