Our UK weddings going to be a disaster

Dad... I'm thinking of emigrating.

She'll cut my balls off if she finds out.

OMG. It's got a month before my wedding I thought it would be a good idea to have little flutter. Was on to a blazing winning streak, got carried away on black jack. Anyway I couldn't hold back and gambled £5k (for you yanks that's $10,000) of our wedding fund.

...try explaining that to a bride (who obviously I didn't to tell what I was doing) that the weddings off because muggins blow it.

I am so screwed.

It's my own fault, I'm not blaming the blackjack table. But I'm in it so000000000 deep.

What do I do, she'll cut my balls off before marry me now?

Ok dancing sorted

Wicked funk band for the evening should keep all the rels happy. O'h and we are going for the Marquee. Devons been working out the lighting, shes doing somethign with Jam Jars and candles. What I want though is some f-off fireworks, jam jars...nah, lets light this party up like Sydney Harbour. Me thinks a couple of the Royal Party. http://www.fireworkscrazy.co.uk/store/shopdisplayproducts.asp?page=1&filter=yes

The church has been chosen

Finally we have chosen a lovely place. I think you'll like it. The reception is just a short walk down the road. Here's a picture from my mobile.









Tell you what my feet were getting sore, so were my ears.

"how old are the pews?"
"where's great granny going to sit?"
"that is a lovely pulpit"
"the stained glass is sooooo awe inspiring"
"tell me more about the history" - no please don't.

..."check out the size of that organ"

As if she hadn't already had a look.

Wedding dancing what you reckon?

Bit cheesy me thinks for our do?

Flowerrrrrrrrrsssss

We haven't even set a date yet but she is obsessed by flowers.

flowers
flowers
flowers
flowers
Big flowers
Small flowers
White flowers
Yellow flowers flowersflowersflowersflowersflowersflowersflowers.

Actually some of the exotic ones are pretty cool. I saw these amazing lillies. They looked a bit like the ones here.


OMG. I am talking about flowers. Dreaming about them next.

Engagement Party Success.

Man I feel rough after last night. Dad you'd have been proud everyone was there.

...I think I've gotta go drive the porceline lorry home again....