She'll cut my balls off if she finds out.

OMG. It's got a month before my wedding I thought it would be a good idea to have little flutter. Was on to a blazing winning streak, got carried away on black jack. Anyway I couldn't hold back and gambled £5k (for you yanks that's $10,000) of our wedding fund.

...try explaining that to a bride (who obviously I didn't to tell what I was doing) that the weddings off because muggins blow it.

I am so screwed.

It's my own fault, I'm not blaming the blackjack table. But I'm in it so000000000 deep.

What do I do, she'll cut my balls off before marry me now?

Ok dancing sorted

Wicked funk band for the evening should keep all the rels happy. O'h and we are going for the Marquee. Devons been working out the lighting, shes doing somethign with Jam Jars and candles. What I want though is some f-off fireworks, jam jars...nah, lets light this party up like Sydney Harbour. Me thinks a couple of the Royal Party. http://www.fireworkscrazy.co.uk/store/shopdisplayproducts.asp?page=1&filter=yes